Where does strawberry milk come from? From well-educated Strawberry Cows! That’s also where we get strawberry milkshakes, but it’s best we probably don’t talk about those. Anyway, this particular cow is project manager for the creation of all strawberry dairy! It requires a degree in fuzzy economics and other fluff classes. Give this skilled bovine five moo’s of excellence! Moo! Moo moo moo moo moo!

The collar features a jingle bell!